Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Snow Day

Dear Snow,

We both know that you're not coming down hard enough to cancel, or even delay, my test tomorrow. This is simply a cruel jape designed to raise my hopes and entice me to not study but instead drink some hot cocoa with peppermint schnapps. It will not work.I am on to you.
Warmest regards (get it, you frozen bastard?)

John

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